Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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