i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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