he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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