Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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