no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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