I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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