Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
love makes seman taste better
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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