just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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