You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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