We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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