I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
ugly people sure do ruin things
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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