She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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