scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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