she looked like the bat from fern gully.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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