That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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