I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Randomize
