this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You were trust falling into bushes
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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