What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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