I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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