thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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