sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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