Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
