Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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