We're like a lot better than the average bears
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just googled if crying burns calories
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Randomize
