i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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