thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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