Pregnant stripper...not hot.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So apparently I’m into choking now
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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