I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
