She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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