I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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