real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Well I just put wine in my tea
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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