Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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