ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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