? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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