I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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