Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
That accounts for only three of the penises
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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