don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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