I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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