let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I love you.
Bad choice
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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