sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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