She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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