Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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