Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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