We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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