Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
