Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Screwed.edu
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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