I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
