ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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