More tranny stories later!
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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