Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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