somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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