spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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