who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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