He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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