My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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