I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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